No, I’m Not on House Arrest

No, I’m Not on House Arrest

So… I think I may actually not be shouting into the void. I got recognized in public the other day. I was doing Walmart grocery deliveries with a buddy. We pulled up to this one house, and this kid my age went, “You’re Kenneth. Right?” And...
Untitled Super Duper Journaling Entry

Untitled Super Duper Journaling Entry

It’s 2:30 AM, and I’m pretty sure I pulled a muscle in my side by hitting the bong too hard. I recently got gifted this huge fuckin’ jar of weed and went through it in three months. It’s been eight months since the SWU interview and I’m...
How To Go Back in Time – IV

How To Go Back in Time – IV

I pulled into the bar, and found it to be a barren wasteland. A parking lot of fifteen spaces, only four taken up. Some of the employees must’ve parked in the back, that I knew. And that told me there was maybe ten people inside all together. The club was buried...
How To Go Back in Time – IV

How To Go Back in Time – III

Irwin woke up back in his bed with a slight fog. Nothing too bad, just a little noticeable. And the second he got up and rubbed his eyes, his phone rang: “Hello?” “Irwin, how goes it?” It was his boss. “How do you always manage to call me right when I wake up?”...